Omphalophobia"What's so scary about touching your bellybutton?"Omphalophobia by aseelalsawaie
"It won't bite you"
"How do you clean it then?"
"You're so weird!"
"Hey! Come check out my bellybutton, bruh!
"If you stare at me with my finger in my bellybutton for 30 seconds, I'll give you...
That is only just a small bit of what I have to deal with every.single.day , it unfortunately doesn't stop there for me. Why is it that others can fear spiders and dentists and get sympathy while I get scolded at for being "irrational". In however way you feel about whatever you're afraid of, that is the same way I feel about bellybuttons. I see bellybuttons the same way you see spiders, something that I can't stand and would very much like it demolished off the planet.
But of course, there are those times where I get criticized too much to the point where I think: "I AM weird, what's wrong with bellybuttons? Why can't I touch it like normal people do?" And that is when the trouble begins.
I challenge myself to instantly
The Celebrity TheoryCelebrities. The people that own the life everyone wishes for; they're rich, they're famous, and they get to do whatever they want. They have their own clothing lines, they get custom cars made just for them, they can afford whatever they want, and they get huge support from their fans that protect them from the hate they get and praise them all the time. They get special treatment everywhere they go and they can get away with almost everything the do (take Justin Bieber for example!).The Celebrity Theory by aseelalsawaie
Yes, they lose their privacy, but to be honest, it isn't such a big cost for all the benefits they get. The majority of people want to be celebrities, they want access to that heavenly paradise. There is the minority that are just content with their life, but almost everyone around you would not turn down the opportunity to be famous. But that's the problem, if everyone wants to become a celebrity , and had the opportunity to be so, there won't be a lot of people that aren't.
Here's my theory: T
HOW TO SUMMON CREEPYPASTASCHECK DESCRIPTION!HOW TO SUMMON CREEPYPASTAS by kisamelover34
How to summon him: (This works better at night)
Go into the woods, and carve a circle into a tree and put and X through it. press your face gently against the tree and close your eyes. This may also be done on a blank wall with a thick permanent marker. (Turn out the lights)
Chant: Slenderman, Slenderman, all the children try to run,
Slenderman, Slenderman, to him its part of the fun.
Slenderman, Slenderman, dressed in dark his suit and tie,
Slenderman, Slenderman, you most certainly will die...
Then, turn around.
JEFF THE KILLER-
How to summon him: (Note this must be done in your bedroom)
Wait until midnight. Take a kitchen knife and go up to you bedroom (Make sre everyone in your house is not awake, close the door and make sure there is moonlight shining in your window.
lay down on the bed and cover yourself with the blanket(s). Hold the knife close to you, right above where your heart is. Close your eyes and Chant:
Jeff The Killer
Jeff The Killer